HALF-(M)ASSED! Flagpole Height to be Halved so Flags Fly Proudly While At Half-Mast
Citing the fact that flags at half-mast serve as reminders of our nation’s failed gun laws, congress has passed a bill requiring all flag poles be built to half-standard height.
Senator Cruk (R-TX), who authored the bill, explained, “Now our flag will always fly proudly, as high as it can, even as we honor the dead as necessary sacrifices for freedom. Everyone wins. Problem solved.”